Regulus Black, the loyal son. Regulus Black, the Slytherin. Regulus Black, with grades just good enough to please his mother.
Regulus Black, who keeps his hair neat and is polite at family gatherings. Regulus Black, who does not pick fights, who does not ride a…
What are you so afraid of!?
I’m REALLY sorry but it looks like they’re about to rap battle
it got better
SO HAS EVERYONE SEEN THE MARVEL ONE-SHOT AGENT CARTER, BECAUSE IF YOU HAVEN’T, I STRONGLY SUGGEST YOU DO SO
10 Honest Thoughts on Being Loved by a Skinny Boy
By Rachel Wiley
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says ‘No, you are beautiful.’
I wonder why I cannot be both.
He kisses me
My college theater professor once told me
that despite my talent,
I would never be cast as a romantic lead.
We do plays that involve singing animals
and children with the ability to fly,
but apparently no one
has enough willing suspension of disbelief
to go with anyone loving a fat girl.
I daydream regularly
about fucking my boyfriend vigorously on his front lawn.
On the mornings I do not feel pretty,
while he is still asleep,
I sit on the floor and check the pockets of his skinny jeans for motive,
for a punchline,
for other girls’ phone numbers.
When we hold hands in public,
I wonder if he notices the looks —
like he is handling a parade balloon on a crowded sidewalk;
if he notices that my hands are now made of rope.
Dear Cosmo: Fuck you.
I will not take sex tips from you
on how to please a man you think I do not deserve.
He tells me he loves me with the lights on.
I can cup his hip bone in my hand,
feel his ribs without pressing very hard at all.
He does not believe me when I tell him he is beautiful.
Sometimes I fear the day he does will be the day he leaves.
The cute hipster girl at the coffee shop
assumes we are just friends
and flirts over the counter.
I spend the next two weeks
mentally replacing myself with her
in all of our photographs.
When I admit this to him
we spend the evening taking new photos together.
He will not let me delete a single one of them.
The phrase “Big girls need love too” can die in a fire.
Fucking me does not require an asterisk.
Loving me is not a fetish.
Finding me beautiful is not a novelty.
I am not a fucking novelty.
I say, ‘I am fat.’
He says, ‘No. You are so much more’,
and kisses me
Love this piece! Reminds me of my own thoughts and fears about dating as a fat girl, and makes me want to say ‘fuck you’ to all those fears!
AU Idea: Hans is Anna’s twin.
//I saw this nifty au with Kristoff as Elsa’s brother, and I thought, well, what if Hans and Anna were twins, Elsa’s little brother and sister?
In this AU, Hans knows about Elsa’s powers, because his memories weren’t altered when Anna’s head was struck with ice. Because of this, Elsa still talks to Hans after she shuts everyone else out, and their parents trust him to look after her when they go away.
Anna, meanwhile, takes Elsa’s silence very personally, because she doesn’t understand why Elsa would only talk to Hans. Anna grows up very close to her twin brother, and clings to him a lot. He’s literally her only friend, and Elsa envies their relationship.
Hans, though… He doesn’t show it, but he really hates keeping Elsa’s secret, and constantly lying to Anna about it. He may even see Elsa as something of a burden, since he has to take care of her all the time.
When Elsa strikes Anna in the heart with ice, Hans finally snaps. He locks Elsa in the secret prison their father built, and decides to take the throne for himself. Maybe the power of love finally brings the three siblings together, or maybe it ends tragically for all of them…
AU Idea accepted
Out of context motivational Joffrey